Mixin' it up with the IRS Boys!

Thanks to Mr. and Mrs. Drudge for photo!

I was "super" excited this week to hear of the promotion of my close and personal friend Sarah Hall Ingram!  She's moving on up--from her entry level--upper/middle administrator job in the quiet little Tax Exempt/Government Entities Division to her new gig working that magic she works so well with that whole ObamaCare deal.  Wow!!  That girl can profile, man!  I mean those right wing insurance companies better watch out, because this girl knows the moves.  (Don't you feel healthier already?)

Now, some people mistakenly say that Ms. Ingram looks a lot like Dana Carvey's Church Lady, but, my friends, she is quite the party down animal.  She makes seasoned accountants look like...engineers.  (I remember sometimes she even drank alcoholic beverages.  Crazy!)

We should all pause a moment in deep gratefulness for all the joy the IRS brings to our lives!  So, go track down your local IRS agent, or neighborhood auditor, follow him home, and give him a big hug and some chocolate chip cookies!  Also, you best not forget...IRS hold music is coming soon to iTunes!

Magical IRS Hold Music Coming to iTunes in 2012?

Have you heard the happy news?  Oh, yeah!  Before you know it, you'll no longer have to call 800-829-1040 on your desk speaker phone just to listen to fine music at your cubicled workstation.    


My fellow auditors, accountants, CPAs, Enrolled Agents, entry-level payroll clerks, mailroom staff, and Frank...it's true!  I have it from a well-placed source placed well within the food services sector in Minot that 2012 will be the exciting year that IRS's on-hold music comes to iTunes!  Be sure to write iTunes today to ensure the release makes it to our ears as fast as possible!  


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