Mixin' it up with the IRS Boys!

Thanks to Mr. and Mrs. Drudge for photo!

I was "super" excited this week to hear of the promotion of my close and personal friend Sarah Hall Ingram!  She's moving on up--from her entry level--upper/middle administrator job in the quiet little Tax Exempt/Government Entities Division to her new gig working that magic she works so well with that whole ObamaCare deal.  Wow!!  That girl can profile, man!  I mean those right wing insurance companies better watch out, because this girl knows the moves.  (Don't you feel healthier already?)

Now, some people mistakenly say that Ms. Ingram looks a lot like Dana Carvey's Church Lady, but, my friends, she is quite the party down animal.  She makes seasoned accountants look like...engineers.  (I remember sometimes she even drank alcoholic beverages.  Crazy!)

We should all pause a moment in deep gratefulness for all the joy the IRS brings to our lives!  So, go track down your local IRS agent, or neighborhood auditor, follow him home, and give him a big hug and some chocolate chip cookies!  Also, you best not forget...IRS hold music is coming soon to iTunes!

IRS Rap / Love My IRC

(The IRC Squirrel)

In our on-going effort aimed squarely at discovering and implementing new and innovative ways of promoting continuing education for our fellow auditors, the Restless Auditor is excited to unveil the IRC Rap.  Happy learnin'!

(Best grab your munchies before you hit the exciting link below.)

THE IRC RAP!!

Public Service Message Regarding Financial Proctology Exams

Membership status under review  seems rather harsh, don't you think?  Well, whether, or not, I am indeed an official card-carrying member of the Society of Financial Proctologists, I will always consider meself a member in the truest sense of the word.  Either way, I feel it is my profound and real obligation to remind my readers that April 15th is the date by which your financial proctology exam for 2011 should be completed.  

I urge you to not take this important civic duty lightly.  In fact, I suggest you celebrate on April 15th by wearing our official aluminum hat.  Every aluminum hat-wearing person I see on April 15th will give me warm fuzzies knowing how much of a difference I have made.  (It also helps with AM band reception.)

Meantime, I hope you're having as much fun as I am today sorting through the associated paperwork.  Don't you love financial puzzles--e.g. why am I saving a receipt for 100 squirrel feeders.  Gotta love it!  

PS.  Bubba Clyve Bubbason, president of SFP, are you wondering who drove the Prius into your koi pond?  It was I--you dimwitted and evil-smelling man.  Now, if you would be so kind as to call a tow company, it appears I may have driven your neighbor's car in by mistake.  I hope this will not have a negative impact on my membership status with SFP.  If so...please shred mail coming from me next week, and don't accept the delivery of the large box with airholes.    Thank you--you swine.  (Let us settle this once and for all--with a QuickBooks General Ledger duel.)

Fix the IRS!

Their on-hold music is terrible!  Please some political candidate....add this to your platform.  For the love of Pete, we gotta get this fixed, people!


Update:  Change of heart.  I now am growing strangley fond of their on-hold tunes.  Searching for the album.