Back in January when my longtime business partner and close and personal friend, Frank, passed away I was really thrown for a loop. After the partying died down, I started the long process of reading through his lengthy will. I still don't know why he used "Strawberry Shortcake" stationary, but to each his own... Maybe it had something to do with the ten boxes of something called "Viagra?" (It looks like a health supplement of some sort.)
You know, what's weird? Frank was a trustworthy and honest man, but I still don't understand how he could afford the Mercer Island mansion and new Lexus. I mean he told me he only took $1,000 a year for personal "compensation." I suppose he could have done moonlighting accounting. Anywho, I find that Frank left me this sparkling new car called a Lexus LS 460. It's nice, I guess. Thing is...I really dislike new vehicles. I call them cookie cutter cars, except they don't usually use cookie cutters, but big metal press thingies. (Remember how the evil Terminator was killed in the first movie? Well, they're different, but kind of similar to those things.)
So, I guess my question for you fine people of the electronic world and all of my many friends--both of them--is how does one exactly go about converting a 2013 Lexus to a 1971 Vega? That was my dream car, you know. The Vega engine...it just felt kind of close and cuddly. I also liked the fact that it would do something different every time you started it; I hate dependability. Also, maybe I prefer the coolant draining out of the heater vents. Don't judge me!
I look forward to your assistance on this important project.
