In exciting partnership with Cherriots Salem-Keizer Transit, Monday is Take Your Trash to Work Day in Salem! While you can, of course, pile the garbage bags in your own vehicle when you leave for the office, may I recommend using convenient public transit on Monday? When you climb aboard one of these luxurious and sparkling-clean buses, take your seat in confidence. Don't worry about bothering people--sit next to anyone! We all do our part to make Salem a better place.
This is an important effort in being Green and Sustainable. After all, what happens if you lose garbage service? You need a place to take it, right?
Cherriots does ask that you use white garbage bags only. Also, kitty litter is fine! There are no restrictions on bag content! Oh, wait.... I'm told they would prefer no medical waste or toxic sludge. So, just a few small restrictions on this fantastic offer!
Do your part to be Green on Monday! We hope you appreciate this Restless Auditor-Cherriots sponsored event! Future events may include take your neighbor to work day!
Legal Disclaimer: It's been pointed out that attorneys aren't always the most humor-loving people. So, that being the case, I would like to make abundantly clear that the writing above is satire. It's a humor piece, people! Get over it!