Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Patricia Krentcil, Not Just Another Pretty Face

In exciting news, Patricia Krentcil today becomes the new spokesperson for the tanning industry!  You might be surprised to hear that she's actually eighteen years-old!  Tanning has given her skin a unique quality, and she's going to share her tanning addiction with the world! 

In related news, Patricia is also considering a spokesperson opportunity for the American Academy of Dermatology!  I hope she can teach us all about the importance of proper skin care.  Way to go, Pat!  

Well, time for me to head the tanning bed.  We'll be sure to keep the bright lights focused upon this important topic!

   

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