Mixin' it up with the IRS Boys!

Thanks to Mr. and Mrs. Drudge for photo!

I was "super" excited this week to hear of the promotion of my close and personal friend Sarah Hall Ingram!  She's moving on up--from her entry level--upper/middle administrator job in the quiet little Tax Exempt/Government Entities Division to her new gig working that magic she works so well with that whole ObamaCare deal.  Wow!!  That girl can profile, man!  I mean those right wing insurance companies better watch out, because this girl knows the moves.  (Don't you feel healthier already?)

Now, some people mistakenly say that Ms. Ingram looks a lot like Dana Carvey's Church Lady, but, my friends, she is quite the party down animal.  She makes seasoned accountants look like...engineers.  (I remember sometimes she even drank alcoholic beverages.  Crazy!)

We should all pause a moment in deep gratefulness for all the joy the IRS brings to our lives!  So, go track down your local IRS agent, or neighborhood auditor, follow him home, and give him a big hug and some chocolate chip cookies!  Also, you best not forget...IRS hold music is coming soon to iTunes!

Dog Endorsement!

Chesterton

Oh, hello!  My name is Chesterton--Chester for short, you know.  I just got sprayed with the garden hose because I was running and jumping on my masters.  Stupid masters...  I'm not even 75 pounds yet!  

Anyways, I do feel like I am sort of in the doghouse this evening, so I wanted to stop for a minute and plug my master's short story sampler, because I am a good dog.

You see...  Wait!  Doggy treat!!  I'll be right back...  


There...  I'm back now.  It's me.  No, really it is.  (You can smell me, if you like.)  You really should go and download this here book.  It's great!  I mean I find it intellectually challenging and yet emotionally fulfilling, too.  Besides, if this guy can't sell anything he might have start writing romance novels, or something.  Yikes!!!

So, take it from a Newfoundland who knows a thing or two, this is one great selection of three short stories.  You ...lkmlk   (Sorry!  Hard to type with paws.)  will be thoroughly entertained and enlightened for at least half an hour, and then you can go and review it "online"!  Otherwise, I'm afraid he might turn to writing romance--or vampire--novels!!  That would be disgraceful.  Help!!

Chester