Seeing as my neighbor's sweet rat-dog won't stop barking at anything and everything--and the eagles haven't arrived yet--I've decided to give it away to one of my fantastic readers! If you've never owned one of these fine creatures, you're in for an exciting treat! (Also, I hear they taste a lot like chicken.)
Entry rules, please send me $5 and an essay on accounting string theory. This contest also requires you to convince said neighbor to give you the dog. Be creative! You might refer to someone by the name of Tina, but that's just a friendly suggestion. There are no guarantees here, but isn't life all about risk-taking?
Tune in next week, when I attempt to rent neighbor's home while he's out of state!
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