Exciting Lawn Care Internship Opportunity!

It's not every day that the Restless Auditor announces internship openings, so I imagine my readers will be shocked to hear that...times they are a changing.  


While we can't offer any form of remuneration or pecuniary benefit with regards to said opportunity, it's still a fantastic resume-building experience for the right candidate.


Bear in mind that this job won't actually be inside the office (or even at the business location per se), but it does afford the fabulous opportunity to work in the great outdoors!  In short, we need someone to mow acres of lawn, care for two llamas, and individually walk five Greyhounds daily.  For your sheer convenience, we'll pamper you with an old fashioned push reel lawn mower!  (Sometimes, the blades are even sharp.)


While you must provide your own transportation far into the western Oregon wilderness, this internship will afford you unique resume experience!  Remember, we have no intention of paying you, but is that so different from many new companies?  We're just honest about it.  No pay.  No benefits.   Hard work, lots of blood, sweat, and blood, and long hours, but a darn good title: Groundskeeper and Lawn Specialist with Emphases on Cutting.  Really, can you beat that?

REQUIREMENTS and fine print

The intern selected for this position will be working with Devlin Hardy, arguably the crankiest landscaper west of west Salem.   He hates me, he hates his job, and, rest assuredly, he'll hate you like there's no tomorrow.  But that's okay.  Usually, Devlin will wander off into the woods carrying sharp cutting tools.  You won't see him for hours.  Just look the other way and go on with your work.  Whatever you do, don't follow him--or even mention the "IRS."  If you should happen to mention the "United Nations" accidentally, it's best just to run for the road.  Don't look back!

Please note there is no cell service, no utilities, and you must live on site.  In fact, attempting to leave the site will result in your swift termination.  

Interested?  Great!  Just answer this simple problem below and we'll be in touch.  Thanks--and good luck!

The Question:

In one-hundred words, or less, please contrast the field of accounting with the meaning of life, then apply what you've learned to the fields of molecular biology and astrophysics.