New Office Digs!

My boss says I do such fine work that it's high time for me to move to my brand new office in the basement!  It's a lot closer to the restrooms, so I'm fine with this change.  Too much sunlight, though.  Must install blackout curtains and 70s wallpaper.  Maybe a disco light?  In fact...why not just a whole little disco?  The sky's the limit, but I would like to know why there's a wet spot there on the carpet.  Smells funny--but not in a good way.  Oh, well...  I'll just put guest seating over there.