Tuesday, February 21, 2012

New Workplace Training: USING THE MICROWAVE 101



As the smoke swirled around the office today, I decided to unveil a new and exciting workplace training program--specifically tailored for your office!

Let's face it, next to e-mail, what's the hardest workplace technology to readily understand?  That's right!  Clearly, it's the microwave.  While it's been around for years, most people when followed and interrogated at length under bright lights, seemed to imply or suggest that microwaves represented new and daunting technology.

USING THE MICROWAVE 101 comes to your office with safe, 1st generation microwaves (in use now for many years without any proven or litigated problems).  So say goodbye to that burning popcorn smell once and for all and give the Continuing Education Department of the Restless Auditor a call right away!


PS.  As you can guess from this blog's visual effects, we spare no presentation expense.  In fact, we utilize state-of-the-art whiteboard and pretty dry erase markers--and convenient handout floppy disks in Wordperfect /Windows 3.1 format!

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