Dwarf Hamster Rescue!

As I was sitting here (sniffing and softly coughing) in front of my iMac, it occurred to me that this would be the perfect opportunity to share a witty note. Sadly, you will have to settle for just a note, but...wait there's more! This post also doubles as an important public service message.

We of Dwarf Hamsters Homeless No More are pursuing the bold goal of establishing dwarf hamster rescue shelters in Portland and Seattle. Real estate costs being what they are right now, however, it's going to be a challenge to find the the appropriate shoe box--er, I mean view lot. So, if you have a few moments to spare, would you like to subscribe to this fine Blog...and lend a helping hand to the aimlessly wandering hamsters in our midst? If you would also like to officially adopt a roving hamster, we can send you a hamster photo and extremely short BIO. It makes the perfect gift!

While the above photo is fortunately not of a homeless dwarf hamster, gaze into its inquisitive eyes. It wants to be known, to be loved, to have a home by the beach with easy beach access, plentiful parking, and amenities--like a maid named Sophia and a butler called Jeeves.  ...Oh, it also wants to burrow into the dirt around tall oaks.  If you come to an understanding of these small creatures, then you really will have to aid them in any way possible. While tossing out your house cat is a good start, can't you do more?