Product Placement

Someone asked me the other day how one becomes an auditor extraordinaire. While I ignored the question, it got me to thinking about the importance product placement. {The Scent of an Auditor} It's true that we try not to endorse or promote products here {Restless Auditor Mechanical Pencils}, but there comes a point where a successful venture like ours must face the reality of its own success {Auditor Ab Workout Video (Coming soon!)}, and that's why I'm here to announce a new line of audtor colognes. The idea came to me as my leg was fermenting within an old cast a while ago.

What if a single scent could evoke not only the excitement and prestige of auditing, but also it's numerical and accounting side? That's right, The Scent of an Auditor will mysteriously cause its wearer to suddenly leap to his feat and make auditor-like statements.

Wouldn't you be proud to have your special someone suddenly questioning your father's checkbook over a family dinner? Or, how about having just the right thing to say to your boss at the Christmas party when it comes to those peculiar tax deductions of his? If you splash on The Scent of the Auditor, you'll be amazed at what you'll be saying and doing! Try it today.