Herman Cain to Take the Helm...of Dating Website

Given Herman Cain's apparent talent for dating high numbers of women, today's announcement that he will head the new dating website, known simply as the Social Network Thingamabobber, should come as little surprise.  After all, he is the expert.  Sources close to him (currently at least ten different women) report he will introduce the exciting 10/10/10 program for the dating site: a small ten dollar investment yields ten dates (must take all dates within a week) plus your choice--either Herman's new date simulation game for the PS3 or his new bumper sticker: I Dated Herman Cain, too!  Wow!  If you're single, be sure to contact Herman today for relationship advice.  He's ready to help you become the prolific dater you were meant to be.


...Don't miss the next episode of the Restless Auditor in which I reveal the shocking truth about my cousin's best friend's older sister's own relationship with Mr. Cain!